Deval Patrick: Man of the People!

Flying in the People's Helicopter!

Riding in the People's Caddy!

Living in the People's 24-room mansion in the Berkshires!

Collecting the People's tolls on the Mass Pike!

Charging the People higher taxes for their kids' Happy Meals and hot lunches!

Raising the price of the People's electric bills!

Boy, I'm sure glad we didn't elect some out-of-touch elitist snob who didn't care about the People. Imagine what would have happened to us then.

Instead, we've got Cadillac Coupe Deval, Man of the People!