Hey, Baby--Your Tele Tubbies Bunk Bed Or Mine?

Not only did this four-year-old get suspended for "sexual harassment," he actually put the moves on a full-grown adult woman! That's a performance even a young William Jefferson Clinton would envy.

At least, so say the education professionals of the La Vega Independent School District in Blackwell, TX. They claim that this pre-schooler was involved in "inappropriate physical behavior interpreted as sexual contact and/or sexual harassment" after the boy hugged a teacher's aide and "rubbed his face in the chest of (the) female employee"

Got that? A four-year-old nestles into a woman's chest while getting a hug...and what he's really thinking is "Yeah, baby!"

If this seems ridiculous, stupid and astonishingly idiotic, well, you obviously don't have a degree from a Graduate School of Education. If you did, this story would make perfect sense to you.

UPDATE! The line of the night on this topic: Caller Barbara, a pre-school teacher explaining the excited-but-innocent mauling she regularly experiences at the hands of preschoolers and said "I get felt up at work more than I do at home!"