Putting The "Hard" In Harvard

Ever think to yourself "Gee, I wish I were smart enough to attend Harvard. But I couldn't possibly understand all that abstract thought and intellectual discourse." Well, here's what that "intellectual discourse" looked like in a recent email from the Harvard Dean of Freshmen:


***SPECIAL EVENT***
Hooking Up: Hot Hints For Making Your Harvard (or Future) Sex Life Great
Thursday, March 1 7:00 PM
Ticknor Lounge

Want to know more about how to access pleasure, how to communicate your desires and how to make sure that you're getting what you want and need from your partner? Do you have questions about sex or sexuality that you've never had answered? You won't want to miss this!

Join us for a scintillating and sexy talk with Amber Madison, author of the recently released book "Hooking Up: An All-Out Guide to Sex and Sexuality," before her appearance on the Today show the following day! Amber will share helpful advice and crucial information about having a gratifying sexual life now, or later! You'll also have the opportunity to submit a question anonymously to have answered during the session.

In addition to sexxxxxy suggestions, come enjoy chocolate covered strawberries and HOT chocolate. Other snacks and opportunities to win prizes (including Amber's book), as well as other great "stuff' will be included. ALL students of every gender are welcome!

Now THAT'S worth $60,000 a year in tuition! Sign me up!