Monday, June 04, 2007

John Edwards: WHAT War On Terror?

Oh, I don't know John. Maybe this one? Or perhaps this one? Or this one? Or maybe this one?

Nah, you're probably right. George W. Bush is making all this up to defend his evil plot to open a torture center in Abu Ghraib prison. It's part of Halliburton's plot to...well, something. It's gotta be.

Because if George W. Bush isn't making this all up, and if there really is an international Islamist movement funded by Arab governments to push the spread of sharia law and stop the expansion of liberal democracy, then your entire performance in last night's debate looks pretty silly, doesn't it, John?

So keep telling yourself "It's just a bumper sticker, it's just a bumper sticker..."