But She Seemed So Nice...

What?! A 20-year-old smokin' hot American girl is...drinking alcohol? In public? And doing drugs, too? And--wait, this can't be right--she's SEXUALLY active!

How in the world did that happen? Why, she must be some kind of freak! I mean, really, when was the last time you saw a young lady under the age fo 21 drinking and making out?

That is, other than on every network TV show, every soap opera and every mall in America. You know, other than THAT...