Now We Know Why Mr. French Hates Santa Claus
Santa's too fat!
Suddenly McCall Middle School's declaration that Miracle on 34th Street is "too objectionable" for 7th graders makes sense: It's part of the struggle against childhood obesity!
Well, it makes sense for Massachusetts, anyway...
Suddenly McCall Middle School's declaration that Miracle on 34th Street is "too objectionable" for 7th graders makes sense: It's part of the struggle against childhood obesity!
Well, it makes sense for Massachusetts, anyway...
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