No Habla "I Hate America"

As I admit in my Boston Herald column today, I'm not the least bit ashamed of my lame French or non-existent German. No habla Espanol either, Sen. Obama, and it doesn't bother me a bit.

In fact, if a Frenchman ever asked me why Americans aren't embarrassed about not speaking French, I would ask him if he as grateful that he doesn't speak German.

Meanwhile, Jesse Jackson should consider giving all his future interviews in Esperanto--a language nobody understands.